i’m glad papa smurf wasn’t called daddy smurf that was a close call
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list of things to do when you’re sad:
- eat chocolate
- listen to music
- order pizza
- buy new clothes
- watch movies
- masturbate
"But I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person."
- Olivia Wilde (via alunit)
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Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
Yellow
No it’s red because of his shirt
No, it’s yellow because he loves honey
You have no idea what you’re talking about
DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom
(Source: never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog)
fixc:
*checks bag* OK it’s there
*closes bag*….
*2 seconds later* okay but is it REALLY there *checks b
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